I Am Addicted To Jolly Ranchers
I have begun to worry about the number of Jolly Ranchers I eat daily. I base breakfast, lunch and dinner on Jolly Rancher recipes and have created many interesting dishes. For example, last night I fed my family, including my children, aged 3, 4 and 7, Jolly Ranchers on toast, followed by chicken with Jolly Ranchers and asparagus glazed with apple Jolly Ranchers, and dessert was Jolly Rancher Jell-O. This is a typical meal in my household, and because of this, my husband, a dentist, left me. My whole family needs fillings and because of the money I spend on Jolly Ranchers, I cannot afford the dental work. I buy Jolly Ranchers in bulk because I use over 70 of them each day. The only way to do this is to buy directly from the Jolly Rancher company and over time I have formed close connections with many Jolly Ranchers telephone operators. This has led to my social as well as my private life revolving around Jolly Ranchers. I worry that they are taking over my life and that if I were unable to have access to them, I would not be able to function. I am asking any of you out there who understand how I feel to comment with some words of comfort and inspiration. Also, if any of you are interested in learning more about incorporating Jolly Ranchers into home-cooked meals, please comment as well.
are you kidding me? honestly is this a joke? im just wondering, not gonna judge you. i love jolly ranchers, i could eat them all day long.
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LikeDislikeYou sound like a lovely person who loves Jolly Ranchers. I would love to meet you as I have a natural love for that sweet tartness that ignites my passions whenever I place them into my upper orifice. Let not your heart be troubled. I shall seek you out and show you the creamy goodness of Jolly Rancher butter and the ecstasy that the jolly Rancher enema can produce. There is nothing like the sweetness of liquefied Jolly Rancher as it exits your rectum onto a small piece of dry, white toast and four fried chickens.
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